Ever wonder what your car is trying to tell you? Meet carnoise.wtf, the site that listens to your car and translates its noises into insights you can actually use. Whether you're worried about a weird clunk, an unsettling squeak, or even total silence, carnoise.wtf is here to help.

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What does carnoise.wtf do?

This brutally simple site records the sounds your car makes and compares them to a library of known car problem noises—all curated by a licensed mechanic. In just one tap, carnoise.wtf can tell you:

• If your car sounds perfectly fine.

• Which car systems might be having issues, like your engine, brakes, or suspension.

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Why choose carnoise.wtf?

• One Button, Full Power: Start recording with a single tap. No complicated menus, no confusing options. Even with greasy fingers, you're good to go.

• Meaningful Results: Identifies common car noise issues and, more importantly, confirms when there's nothing to worry about.

• No Login Required: carnoise.wtf saves you time and hassle by working without any accounts or passwords. Perfect for business environments where multiple users can share the app without needing a login.

• Driver's Seat Friendly: Unlike previous attempts at similar products, carnoise.wtf is trained to evaluate noises right from the driver’s seat. No need to open the hood or figure out where to place your device.

 

Who is it for?

• Car owners who don’t speak "mechanic."

• The hearing-impaired who can't hear their car.

• Entry-level automotive pros who are still learning the ropes.

 

carnoise.wtf saves the day by:

• Giving you peace of mind when there’s nothing wrong.

• Helping you figure out what kind of specialist to call if there is a problem.

• Saving technicians time by ruling out areas with no issues.

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No login required. No nonsense.

carnoise.wtf works right out of the box—no accounts, no passwords, no hurdles. Just navigate to the site, hit record, and let it do the rest.

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Get Started

Before using carnoise.wtf, please take a moment to read the User Guide at solanum-service.com/carnoisemanual. It’s packed with tips to help you get the best results.

Visit carnoise.wtf today and give your car’s noises the attention they deserve—because every rattle, hum, and squeak has a story to tell!